Derpy Sperm Charm


Handmade sperm charms.
These are your lost children.

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Handmade sperm charms made from polymer clay.
They are slightly bendy and shy.

  • Material : Polymer clay
  • Attachment : Black phone strap
  • Size : 35mm x 12mm
  • Customizable: Without face / without attachment.

Every derp sperm charm is handmade, kindly wait 1-3 business days before shipping.
Have you ever wondered how your kid would look if a different sperm made it instead?